qglas:

tongue-in-cheek-geek:

coffees-and-cats:

qualityrachni:

darthblue:

ohvelveteena:

kiss-my-aspergers:

scratch-the-maven:

musicjess:

emhaetsengrish:

619s:

unicornholio:

Silence had indeed been restored in the hall; but Gringoire had not noticed that, at the moment when the cardinal had given the order to continue with the play, the gallery was far from being full, and that after the arrival of the Flemish envoys there were other personages forming part of the cardinal’s train whose names and titles were still being thrown out in the midst of his dialogue by the intermittent brawling of the usher.

damn, that’s a long sentence.

”No,” I said flushing. “I’ll go ahead”.

fucking twilight

“In 1989, however, the noted southern theologian Hanson Edwin Rose dramatically revised this reading.”

House of Leaves.

What the actual fuck does that even mean considering I was born late 1990.

DEAR LORD I’M DYING!

-“Hang on,” Blurted Harry.  “What about my punishment?”-

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban  OH MY GOD. 

“So well intended, and yet so insulting,” Gale whispers in my ear.

Oh…okay then.

lmfao omg house of leaves <3

I have already done this I don’t think anything will change

” ‘Any Treasures?’ “

pfffff lawl

“Now, , time to get up if you please.” ~ Tom Brown’s Schooldays

Does this mean I’m going to be very over worked?

“Hell’s bells!” the machine roared as it plummeted fifteen storeys and smashed itself to bits on the ground below- The Restaurant at the End of The Universe

So does that mean that it’ll be explosive? XD

“And that kind of rationalization is hardly dead in our own era.” 

“That’s funny. For a second there you reminded me of my brother Ben.”

That’s what I get for taking American Drama… Death of a Salesman. At least I’ll be with a someone… he’ll just remind me of my brother “Ben.” 

“The next day I was increasingly apprehensive about the police, for a patient brought rumours of a suspected fight and death.” —Herbert West: Reanimator, Best Weird Tales of H.P. Lovecraft

I’ll take it!

“The flashing arrow was a tougher proposition—at first I couldn’t see how I was going to unhook it from the locked battery box without electrocuting myself.”

—Stephen King, Nightmares and Dreamscapes

oh.

oh my.

unless this means another fucking vibrator’s gonna break on me