Zeus: (jumps into lap)
Me: Awwww, hi babbs.
Zeus: (puts one paw on either side of my neck)
Me: Awwwww you’re HUGGING ME you are the bestest friendliest catte—
Zeus: (UNLEASHES FOUL VOLLEY OF SNOT ROCKETS ACROSS FACE AND CLOTHES)
Me: WHY.  WHY.  WHYYYYYY.

aw bb :{< i lost it at the bit about the parade though god

water under the bridge, darlin’, dinnae fash yerself<3

God my collective heritage accents clash horribly

So I was talking with #not-fun about some of the shit going down at #kate-comics and it turned into a giant rant/purge session about some of my personal fundie experiences.  #zeiss-manifold, I know you’ve been wanting to see some of these, so here goes.

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samisntcool:

fyeahcreepyshit:

Submitted by spirited-astray

Many classic horror icons and other disturbing creatures share common characteristics. Pale skin, dark, sunken eyes, elongated faces, sharp teeth, and the like. These images inspire horror and revulsion in many, and with good reason. The characteristics shared by these faces are imprinted in the human mind.

Many things frighten humans instinctively. The fear is natural, and does not need to be reinforced in order to terrify. The fears are species-wide, stemming from dark times in the past when lightning could mean the burning of your tree home, predators could be hiding in the dark, heights could make poor footing lethal, and a spider or snake bite could mean certain death.

The question you have to ask yourself is this:

What happened, deep in the hidden eras before history began, that could effect the entire human race so evenly as to give the entire species a deep, instinctual, and lasting fear of pale beings with dark, sunken eyes, razor sharp teeth, and elongated faces?

… Just be careful out there.

This is one of the coolest things I have ever read on tumblr.

Well shit. This has got to b inebof the most interesting and mind blowing things I’ve read. Like wow. Ik I’ve posted this before but everytime I read it im just still shocked that people haven’t come to this conclusion before. It’s rather creepy lol

Sharks

Our very genetics know not to fuck with sharks.

lol that’s just yolandi though

this is really cool like an alien or something idk…….

I find this kind of hot um……

No, no, no. It’s not one thing. The solid black eyes mean we can’t determine gaze direction, which is an extraordinarily important part of human interaction. That’s why humans have white sclera (chimps and other primates mostly have dark sclera) - so we can see where other people are looking. Sharp teeth? Well, we evolved on the veldt alongside some major predators, lions, leopards, hyenas, and so on, not to mention critters like Dinofelis, a cat specifically built to hunt primates.  Also, there’s likely a leftover module in the brain from when our own ancestors had oversized canines they would display in threat. Since almost all animals with teeth will snarl if threatened (it’s the most basic expression, besides neutral) it would be in our best interest to retain a fear of sharp, exposed teeth even when we don’t have them ourselves. As for the pale skin/sunken eyes/bony faces, we’re probably fearing them as symptoms of disease. It’s hard for modern people to subjectively appreciate the toll disease took on our ancestors, but you can bet the ancestors who were repelled by the look of a sickly person were that much more likely not to catch the disease themselves, and therefore survive to pass on their genes.

So no, there were no caveman vampires. 

Evo-psych dissection/smackdown of creepypasta

I NEED MORE OF THIS IN MY LIFE

I HAD CAFFEINE AND NOW I’M INSUFFERABLE

RUN AWAY BEFORE I TYPE A MILLION WORDS AT YOU ABOUT FETISHES

kittensaresuperkawaiidesu:

[x]

this is what Zeus does

and Seiran pointed out that that’s why he does it

he is trying all of my fingers until he figures out which one milk comes out of

my

poor forever kitten

I would make milk come out of fingers for you if I could

fatsuya-suou:

fuckyeah-chickens:

Black Sumatra Rooster

Rooster why are you shaped like a dog

Stop it rooster that’s creepy

good Lord

“Baby Button Boots?  Hrm…Dress to Impress doesn’t have a model yet, so I’m kind of taking a chance here…shit, I’ve gotta know how they look on a Baby Buzz.  If all else fails, I can trade them to someone else.  Okay, two GBC down the hatch, and…”

………………………………

oh God someone help me the cute is too much

bogleech:

A new article on my site about what is simultaneously the most underwhelming and incredible animal you will ever read about.

Gaze into its majestic lack of a face!

k-kawaii desu

Sometimes I feel sad because I can’t keep microorganisms as a pet and then I feel happy again because I remember I’m full of them and covered in them C8

…no really I was feeling down the other night and I thought about the e. coli hanging out in my large intestine and

I’m

kind of sad aren’t I

that was actually more like Zeus

THIS is Cal

also way to not figure out that subtitles wouldn’t carry over on a .mkv file go me

IF YOU CAN’T FIGURE OUT WHAT’S GOING ON I PITY YOUR CONTEXT SKILLS